Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Links and Lists

Bryce Canyon, UT


While away I didn't have regular Internet and because of that had some massive pile up in email, google reader, pinterest and facebook reading.  Some of it I just couldn't do or read.  (sorry)  But those I did get to read were fabulous!

Maybe you already have taken the time to read or see these things, or have already made and done them...but just in case you missed it...here are some of my favorite things that I had piled up:

  1. If you remember our foray into homemade toothpaste...you might remember I am looking for things to use.  This one popped up on my reader and it looks like I might like it a lot.  I will be making it soon.  (and putting it in a pump like this looks like such a good idea!)
  2. A while back I found hemp hearts in Costco.  My oldest and DH love them on pretty much everything, but I am struggling on what to put them on.  These look like they would fit the bill...chocolate makes everything taste good right?!
  3. Have you seen the Sean Rapier skit?  The one that he starts his stand up with all the things we say as we start our talks in Sacrament meeting?  You haven't?  I didn't either until I read MMM's post from the other day.  Here it is in case you missed it too. Watch it, you will be glad you did.
  4. Ok, we all know I love preparedness.  You didn't know?  Sorry...I love preparedness stuff.  One of my greatest passions is food storage.  This encompasses so very much.  Sometimes when we actually have a food storage...we don't have a place to put it.  For this reason, this little booklet was something I pinned right away when I saw it!
  5. I am not a big fan of sweet potatoes, but they are growing on me.  I have a few dishes I like with them in it.  I am going to try these out, but fry them...because everything tastes better fried.  :)
  6. I love photography...have a whole board on pinterest (even if it is one of my smallest ones) devoted to ideas and tips.  This looks like an awesome way to send out your Christmas card without the missive that seems to accompany it.  Love it!
  7. Coming soon I am posting a fun series...well, I think it is fun.  It is going to be called "Summer Camp".  I have guest posters and a couple giveaways and some printables.  Yay!  This is one of the things I wanted to include but didn't quite make the cut.
Well, that was a bit longer than usual, but I hope you found something you didn't see before, or could use.

Cheers

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Funniest Receipt Ever!

Got some pool noodles today at the dollar store.  (more on that in a later post)  Check out what they are called on the receipt:


HA HA HA HA!

Cheers

Friday, March 4, 2011

Awesome

For years now (or so it seems) I have been trying to get everyone I meet to spontaneously and with feeling (not the sarcastic kind that dh prefers) tell me I am awesome.  Gotta prop up my ego somehow and the kiddies are still young... :)

So when I found this shirt at WalMart today, I knew I just had to have it...


Have a McAwesome day! 

(Lynn, tell your dh he can have one too...it's only $12!  :D)

Cheers

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

When Dad is in Charge...


....you get notes like this laying around the house! 

(it says:  "If you read this note, then M has put spaghetti in his pants, booger on his toes, and moldy fish in his teeth.")

That's what I get for being sick. 

All sorts of silliness abounds!  :)

But really, I am thankful that dh was home to take care of the kiddies while I was not able to drag my sorry butt out of the bathroom.  What a blessing that was.  And if the boys get a little silly, then that is great, they had fun with Dad.

Cheers

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

"Universal Truths"

I got this in my email and just had to share with all of you.  :)  Enjoy.

UNIVERSAL TRUTHS

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Dang it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What did you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay.

15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

16. Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

17. I would rather try to carry 10 plastic grocery bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

18. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I'm trying to finish a text.

19. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

20. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

21. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

22. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

23. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

24. There's no worse feeling than that millisecond you're sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

25. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is

"We can't all be heroes, somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by."

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Veggie Tales


This is probably the funniest veggie tales I have ever listened to.  I am partial to the belly button song, and the cheeseburger song, and can't forget love my lips...but this makes me laugh so hard!  (mostly inside because I have to listen to it intently!)

Cheers

Wednesday, February 17, 2010